boys in sweatpants with no underwear god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to know the difference amen
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Knowing you’re the last generation to remember life before the internet…
i want to take christmas pictures with my cat like all the cool kids on tumblr but i’m afraid it will scratch my face off
this is as good as it’s gonna get